Wednesday 10 December 2014

Vixen, The Randy Reindeer: Santa Takes His Pleasure by Chastity Seams



*** Rated 2 Stars ***


Well... that was.. certainly something else!
Uhm. Yea. So... ehm, not sure what to say really... Other than maybe:


I will never look at Santa Claus the same way ever again, that's for sure! I really had no idea what goes on at the North Pole!



There was Vixen, the sexy reindeer



Also there were a couple of naughty elves...


And one very angry Santa!





Was it weird! Absolutely!
Was it shit? Kinda!
And I have improved my vocabulary when it comes to a certain body part I guess, so that's... good?

All in all a fairly successful Weird Shit Wednesday read! :D


Wednesday 3 December 2014

Snowman With Benefits by Marshall Thornton




*** Rated 2 Stars ***


Cute story with a happy ending.

I am a little disappointed, as it didn't have a lot of weird. Except the snowman coming alive of course...
And it was fairly well written.

All in all an ok story. I just didn't find it very entertaining. 'Happy endings' and 'cute' isn't what I'm after when reading weird books ;)

And here are some random images I found involving snowmen just because I found them funny: